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你说的英语有多标准? [复制链接]

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dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 17:28:42 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
如果你能正确地念出以下这首诗中的每一个字,恭喜你,你说的英语比全世界90%以英语为母语的人所说的英语更为标准。

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

等我得空+有心情的时候再把拼音/Phonetics 放上来吧
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yinn 发表于 2010-1-5 17:36:47 |只看该作者
之前我学校的老师也给我们读过这个...

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dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 17:38:30 |只看该作者
之前我学校的老师也给我们读过这个...
yinn 发表于 2010-1-5 05:37 PM


然后读到怎样 ?

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yinn 发表于 2010-1-5 17:41:45 |只看该作者
然后读到怎样 ?
dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 05:39 PM


还不赖的....

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dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 17:43:48 |只看该作者
还不赖的....
yinn 发表于 2010-1-5 05:42 PM


哦...
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

红色那个字怎么读?
跟 corpse 一样么 ?

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vermouth3 发表于 2010-1-5 17:45:56 |只看该作者
我读到一半都懒多读料

英文继续烂吧==

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vermouth3 发表于 2010-1-5 17:47:08 |只看该作者
哦...
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

红色那个字怎么读?
跟 corpse 一样么 ?
dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 05:45 PM

这两个字应该不同读音吧
看他们的拼音乱猜的==

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frozonheart 发表于 2010-1-5 17:57:27 |只看该作者
读下去我头晕~哈哈
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(笑到你肚痛,不进后悔)!谢谢支持!

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chunyen2020 发表于 2010-1-5 18:11:28 |只看该作者
这,去年给朋友整过了。= =

我还记得当年其中一个念错的就是CORPS,其实那个P是silent,所以同音可以念作CORES。
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八色彩虹 发表于 2010-1-5 19:34:04 |只看该作者
读到一半睡着了。

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slade英独 发表于 2010-1-5 19:35:07 |只看该作者
看到这些
好想晕哦

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=Hayashi= 发表于 2010-1-5 20:03:12 |只看该作者
哇!
我读到一半就停了!
很多都不知道念得对不对!

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dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 20:22:51 |只看该作者
这,去年给朋友整过了。= =

我还记得当年其中一个念错的就是CORPS,其实那个P是silent,所以同音可以念作CORES。
chunyen2020 发表于 2010-1-5 06:12 PM


nonono

Corps 是读 "Kor"
连 S 也没有的

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chunyen2020 发表于 2010-1-5 20:26:17 |只看该作者
nonono

Corps 是读 "Kor"
连 S 也没有的
dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 08:22 PM


那么CORP这个字存在吗?= =
那么又是同样的念法?囧
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dogma 发表于 2010-1-5 20:29:59 |只看该作者
那么CORP这个字存在吗?= =
那么又是同样的念法?囧
chunyen2020 发表于 2010-1-5 08:27 PM


Corp 是 Corporation 的缩写 .. 囧

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